Not that I will ever understand WHY, but some people actually kiss something other than rednecks and cowboys. (shaking head) I know, right!!?
So I whipped this up the other day in a template format so kissers and kissees of all types can be represented.
I Kissed A ... Personalize with your text! by RedneckHillbillies
Many more aprons available online at zazzle.com
of course available on a whole whack of different products.