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Monday, September 13, 2010
Zazzle card from Country Corner: Too Cool in Shades
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Zazzle postcard from Country Corner: Rustic Front Porch Scene
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Friday, September 10, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Zazzle bumpersticker from Redneck: Warning: May contain Rednecks!
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Zazzle bumpersticker from Redneck: Warning: May contain Rednecks!Slap this beauty on yer ride and let them followers know your muddy truck may contain rednecks!Visit RedneckHillbillies's store Join RedneckHillbillies's fan club |
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Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Zazzle print from Mrs. Redneck Hillbillies: Vintage Collector Car Club...
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Zazzle print from Mrs. Redneck Hillbillies: Vintage Collector Car Club...Vintage antique red car with flames and custom text area for car clubs and shows.Visit CountryCorner's store Join CountryCorner's fan club |
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Zazzle print from Mrs. Redneck: Huge Redneck Hillbillies 2011 Year Cal...
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Zazzle print from Mrs. Redneck: Huge Redneck Hillbillies 2011 Year Cal...Y'all can add your own text to this rebel confederate flag redneck poster calendar!Visit RedneckHillbillies's store Join RedneckHillbillies's fan club |
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101 Fans!
WOOT! I realize full well that there are thousands... no wait, millions of rednecky folks and backwoods hillbillies out there who could and should become fans of us, but we'll take 'em and keep on keepin' on with spreading the word.
Our youtube channel has been getting alot of new subscribers lately which is nice to see. I think it's due to the popularity of Mr. Redneck Hillbillies custom fat cat motorcycle video. It's almost 10 minutes long, and way too technical for simple folks like myself, but other wrench monkeys seem to like it.
Our redneck merchandise is starting to sell fairly regularly now especially the Tees and small items like bumper stickers, pins and fridge magnets. We've got four nifty magnets coming so we can make our beer fridge real purty with a whole lotta redneck stuck all over it!
PPSSSTT!
On the left side bar somewhere in the middle there are links to our fanpage, redneck store and our youtube channel if you want to go on over there and check them out. ... and you KNOW you really WANT to go check those out, don't you.
Go on... GIT!
Friday, September 3, 2010
Zazzle label from Redneck Hillbillies: Confederate Flag Redneck Rebel ...
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Zazzle label from Redneck Hillbillies: Confederate Flag Redneck Rebel ...Everything looks better with a little redneck splashed on it!Visit RedneckHillbillies's store Join RedneckHillbillies's fan club |
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Thursday, September 2, 2010
Zazzle label from Redneck Hillbillies: Happy Australian Shepherd custo...
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Zazzle label from Redneck Hillbillies: Happy Australian Shepherd custo...Blue's adorable Aussie smile on Zazzle's new labels!Visit RedneckHillbillies's store Join RedneckHillbillies's fan club |
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Crying to Get Out
"Inside me is a skinny woman crying to get out... but I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies!"
That was just too good to pass up, so I made a t-shirt with a tamed down version and chose a suitable not-stick-thin model to put it on. Since the majority of the Zazzle models are super beautiful and about a size ZERO it would be hard to imagine them even eating a bite of a cookie much less stuffing their pretty little faces with them to shut up the nagging whiner inner skinny.
of course, it's been done before. However, from the examples showing up on the recommended items they are all just regular centered text typed on the front of a shirt with no thought to formatting. Who knows, maybe mine will slowly move through the masses and get a spot in the first couple of pages.
Then I made a version for the men. It's not just us women afterall with bulging midsections - the menfolk have some issues too, and they tend to carry it all in the belly. Oh sure, they can try to hide it with a big old shiny belt buckle but they ain't foolin' nobody. We all know they've been shutting up their inner skinny with a whole lotta sumpthin'!
Then I figured hmmm what else can I do with this while I am sitting here? How about something for those people who are their inner child, and have a responsible adult way down deep inside? I figured this would be great for college and dorm life, or the 40 yr old who's still at the local honkey tonk sippin whiskey until the wee hours of a work day (or downing a few beers as the T-shirt implies!)
I just have to come up with a female version of it. ... but what would make the responsible adult woman inside stop crying? Drinks? Shopping? CREDIT!? Shoes? Dancing?
Friday, August 27, 2010
Zazzle card from Country Corner: Air your Dirty Laundry
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Zazzle card from Country Corner: Air your Dirty LaundryNeed to air your dirty laundry? Now you can with this cute greeting card! Just enter your own customized message.Visit CountryCorner's store Join CountryCorner's fan club |
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Zazzle profilecard from Country Corner: Antique Trunk of Treasures
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Zazzle profilecard from Country Corner: Antique Trunk of TreasuresAntiques and Vintage Goods ... or just old junk? You tell me! Customizeable old trunk biz card.Visit CountryCorner's store Join CountryCorner's fan club |
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Zazzle shirt from Redneck Hillbillies: Kick Me Sign Duct Taped to Back
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Zazzle shirt from Redneck Hillbillies: Kick Me Sign Duct Taped to BackI've had one of these signs on my back my whole life... have you?Visit RedneckHillbillies's store Join RedneckHillbillies's fan club |
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Bubba
Many Rednecks, Hicks, and Hillbillies acquire the nickname of BUBBA sooner or later. Mr. RedneckHillbillies has had the title for years now, and calls others by the name frequently. I, in fact, have even been called Bub on occasion, even though it is more suited to men.
I figured since it's a label, might as well make one! Not just any label though, it had to have that authentic redneck bubba kind of look.
Stained, crumpled, and ripped. That's pretty redneck and very Bubba. What else....
Duct Tape! Of course. Rednecks and Bubbas use this stuff for darned near everythin'. A little ducttape here, a wad of ducttape there, slap it on and smooth it out and Voila! That oughtta fix er up good.
Put Duct Tape together with stained, ripped and crumpled paper, and Bubba and you end up with something like this!